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(734): View more from Michigan

Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses

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(703): View more from Virginia

I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.

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(206): View more from Washington

remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?

(206): View more from Washington

neither do i

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(919): View more from North Carolina

We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.

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(585): View more from New York

We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.

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(765): View more from Indiana

The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange

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(216): View more from Ohio

I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.

(719): View more from Colorado

You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?

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