my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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