are you still at the devil's house?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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