i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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