My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
