he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i out mim tonsoeep
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