There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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