Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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