dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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