hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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