Are we in a gay sports bar?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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