Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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