So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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