hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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