And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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