Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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