we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My dad is sitting where you rode me
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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