Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
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Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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