so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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