And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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