Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
His nipple licking is glorious
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