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(970): View more from Colorado

I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.

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(424): View more from California

Do u kno any dealers?

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I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.

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(305): View more from Florida

nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs

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(440): View more from Ohio

Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks

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(818): View more from California

Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.

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(650): View more from California

She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine

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(386): View more from Florida

he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.

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(407): View more from Florida

So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?

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