i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
