he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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