yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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