that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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