yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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