Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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