I wannas sexs uuuuu
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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