My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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