If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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