So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
