yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Operation Purity has been aborted
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Randomize
