Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Your penis caused this!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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