So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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