you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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