Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry bigsurge hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.

Fav 17 926 1598
share tweet
(845): View more from New York

Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.

Fav 24 2986 1241
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(805): View more from California

I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.

Fav 48 3956 1106
share tweet
(410): View more from Maryland

Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!

Fav 8 4957 1123
share tweet
(925): View more from California

dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning

Fav 20 5761 1290
share tweet
(815): View more from Illinois

She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.

Fav 8 5452 1635
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(972): View more from Texas

Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.

Fav 9 2311 1008
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?

Fav 1 121 166
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(315): View more from New York

Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is

Fav 0 30 35
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT