And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
