everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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