We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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