We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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