this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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