All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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