do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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