don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
