she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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