Pappa wants mamma naked
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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