too bad you live with your parents still
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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