You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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