thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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