kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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